Proof Picture #1
I realize these are gum cigarettes and not the aforementioned candy cigarettes, but I think you can still see my point here. I like this packaging, because we start off by admitting the black lung joke...isn't that hysterical...nothing like a little pulmonary disease humor! Also, note the bottom comment: "soothing lemon flavor" which reminds us of the soothing menthol flavored cigarettes (that cooling sensation you get while you fry your lung tissue).
Proof Picture #2
At this point, I don't think I even need to add comments to this picture. Not only can we lure them into smoking by this candy substitution method, but we can use paternal imprinting as well. Go ahead and book the time with the family counselor now...the kids are going to need it.
Quietly making noise,