Things theMT Will Never Report...

The Hollywood Writers Strike...could anything be any more inconsequential in life than the writer's strike in television, no self-promoting awards parents keep watching reruns of Dr. Phil and Judge Judy and they seem fine...
Britney's Mental Breakdown...I've got an idea...let's ignore her and see if she stops doing stupid stuff...
How Heath Ledger Died...except for his immediate family, I don't think anyone else needs to know (that includes the two skinny girls from full house).
Anything from Cosmopolitan magazine...I am sick of standing in line at the grocery store and seeing this ridiculous stuff.
Global Warming...I've frozen my butt off all winter. The only warming going on here is when I light a wood-based smoke producing fire in my fire place.
That Pitbulls are good dogs...face it...some breeds are just aggressive and mean...there is a reason we own parakeets as pets and not eagles.

There's probably a ton of other junk that ticks me off, but that's it for now.

Quietly making noise,

Andy Fletcher

Andy "Fletch" Fletcher has been married for the past 22 years. He and his wife Kendra are the proud parents of five sons and three daughters, all of whom keep them laughing and on their toes. During the day he can be found fixing people's teeth, but in his spare time you can find Fletch stretching out a pair of flip-flops, creating a new pizza recipe, playing the drums, or rescuing a piece of his tie-dye wardrobe from his wife's donation pile. You can find him online where he writes on his personal blog: theMangoTimes and cohosts with his wife on the podcast.