Fletch Needs...

I saw this fun thing on a blog this morning. It goes like this - I googled "fletch needs" and then tried to determine if the list that was produced was true or not... here's what Google says:
1. Fletch needs help : Without a doubt...this one is true. There is no way to provide for a fun family of nine, live nextdoor to two wackyfun parents, care for dogs/cats/chickens, run a successful dental practice, help pastor a church, keep up on reading/writing/blogging, and the list goes on...without help. Yes! Fletch needs help!
2. Fletch needs your votes: Well, i'm not running for anything...I did need your votes a few weeks ago for "Best Homeschool-dad Blog" but we will wait until next year to try that again.
3. Fletch needs an introduction to some quality 80's music - Wrong! I am a true child of the 80's. I graduated from Jr. High in '82, High School in '86, and college in '90. I've had my fill of Madonna, Michael Jackson, Flock of Seagulls, and glam rock. If there is anything I do not need...it's more music from the '80s.
4. Fletch needs flat Coke : No, no, no...what Fletch needs is ice cold "Coke in a bottle" that is hecho en mexico.
5. Fletch needs his sleep : Nailed this one on the head! If you know me and if you have spent anytime with me past 7pm, you know this is true...I need sleep...and a lot more of it.

Quietly making noise,
Fletch

Comments

[Pamela]

By adding some quotes to "Fletch needs", I see you also need:
~ a little Botox between the brows
~ help choosing your job
~ a new PC

and a whole bunch of other things that seem a little personal.

You neglected to mention, however, that the vote-casting was for Soapstar Superstar! If only we had known! (Maybe you do need help choosing your job...)

But who are we to judge, anyway? I did this same thing when I first started blogging, and I realized that I had a whole slew of psychological issues. I should check back in to see how I'm doing...

[Paul Butler]

So why didn't you include:

Fletch needs to be cleaned ...
Fletch needs to get a grip...
Fletch needs to make some changes...
“Fletch� needs to stop being in denial about what is happening...or
Fletch also needs to heed Warne about the wicketkeeper?

What are you trying to hide?

Paul

[Fletch]

hmmm...that does add some further thoughts...
the funny thing about all of this is that i don't know when i would use a comment like "fletch needs to be cleaned" in a normal sentence.
i do enjoy the aspect of talking in the third person.

it's time for fletch to go to bed!

[Caroline]

ok, scary! i googled "caroline needs"...yeah..we won't go there :o)
~howiesgal

[Fletch]

Pamela...too late with the job thing...although their are days i want a new job...i'm not sure it qualifies as a need yet. botox?...no...liposuction yes! and yes, i edited the entry regarding votes. i was afraid all ten readers of theMangoTimes would actually vote for me to become soapstar superstar...and our mantlepiece is already covered with trophies of mine (i don't need to add to my pride in anyway). fletch

[Fletch]

caroline...believe me...we already know you have high needs...fletch