Quietly, Quietly, Quietly Making Noise…since 1995

Things not to buy me for Christmas

In the category, “what NOT to buy me for Christmas” I found this little beauty online…

Quietly making noise,
Fletch

4 Responses to “Things not to buy me for Christmas”

  1. I ordered mine!! I think that i shall wear it for a month straight and thereby become just a shadow of my former self……

  2. “Incredible demand”? Or incredible that there is any demand?

  3. hah.
    “The more active you are, the more weight you lose!”
    XD This amuses me

  4. “Not available in stores!”

    Probably because there’s not a single merchant-buyer stupid enough to risk being fired for ordering these.

    “One Size Fits All”

    Oh really?! You mean my 350 pound cousin fits one of these? Great! So when he’s done with it, after losing 175 pounds just by SLEEPING in it, he can pass it on to my 185 pound granny?

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