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Things not to buy me for Christmas

In the category, “what NOT to buy me for Christmas” I found this little beauty online…

Quietly making noise,
Fletch

Posted on November 30th, 2009 by Fletch
Filed under: Things that made me laugh

4 Responses to “Things not to buy me for Christmas”

  1. Grammy, on November 30th, 2009 at 11:53 am Said:

    I ordered mine!! I think that i shall wear it for a month straight and thereby become just a shadow of my former self……

  2. Uncle Jeff, on November 30th, 2009 at 1:09 pm Said:

    “Incredible demand”? Or incredible that there is any demand?

  3. Robert Fish, on December 6th, 2009 at 1:50 pm Said:

    hah.
    “The more active you are, the more weight you lose!”
    XD This amuses me

  4. Judi Dalton, on December 9th, 2009 at 5:07 pm Said:

    “Not available in stores!”

    Probably because there’s not a single merchant-buyer stupid enough to risk being fired for ordering these.

    “One Size Fits All”

    Oh really?! You mean my 350 pound cousin fits one of these? Great! So when he’s done with it, after losing 175 pounds just by SLEEPING in it, he can pass it on to my 185 pound granny?

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